Outly

There comes a time in every little girl’s life when she dreams of the dazzling future that lies ahead. Fame. Fortune. You drive a Range Rover and have three beautiful children named Poppy, Lily, and James with your objectively hot and disgustingly rich husband.

Instead, you’re now 34, half of a girl, a raging homosexual, spending your limited funds from your four different jobs on therapy, and asking everyone you know if they’re mad at you.

This is a show for anyone who isn’t where they thought they’d be in life. For anyone living above their means and portraying a life of success. Order a bloody lobster in a bloody glass, babe. You deserve it.

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